Unfortunately, the Hogsmeade weekend was close upon them and the three friends had yet to arrive upon a suitable plan of action. Kirsten was convinced that there must be a simple way to break out of the castle. She always remembered hearing about Hogwarts’ many, extensive secret passages, but neither she nor her friends had any clue where to find them. Luck didn’t strike until Friday afternoon just following Herbology. The class had been rather dull and was spent learning the magical properties of Devil’s Snare—though Professor Sprout decided to defer actually
showing the class a spring of the plant until Monday. Kirsten and Kylah were ready to make a bolt for lunch at the sound of the bell, but Kyle asked that they hang back and wait for him to disucuss their handed-back quiz on how to spot Fanged Geraniums with Sprout. Kirsten and Kylah sat at their workbench, stomachs grumbling impatiently.
“…And what about the flowers?” Kyle asked the professor eagerly, “I thought that the concealed fangs caused them to droop? But I got points off on that—”
Professor Sprout was just about to answer him, when suddenly Hagrid appeared at the greenhouse door.
“Afternoon, Professor. Just wanted to check on the bubotubber plants yeh have fer me. I wanted to load 'em up tonight so they're ready fer transport tomorrow mornin'.”
“Oh, certainly, Hagrid!” Professor Sprout said. “They’re just out behind Greenhouse Three. Here, let me help you, they can be a bit temperamental. And I’ve arranged for the Madam Pinkerton’s Potions representative to meet your shipment outside the station around midday.” On her way out the door with Hagrid, she turned back to Kyle and said, “I’m sorry, dear, but come by my office after your classes and I can help you further, all right?”
Kyle nodded in agreement and carefully put the test back in his bag. “Thanks for waiting, guys,” he said to his friends. But Kirsten wasn’t paying attention.
“Wait, did you just hear what she said?” she exclaimed in an excited whisper.
“What? Meet her after classes?” Kylah grumbled, grabbing her backpack off the workbench. “Can we go eat now? I’m starved.”
Kylah and Kyle began to lead the way out of the Greenhouse, but Kirsten pulled on Kyle’s bag. “No, listen! Hagrid is taking a shipment of stuff into Hogsmeade tomorrow with the rest of the students—that’s our free pass!”
“Are you mad?” Kyle said. “We’ll be caught for sure.”
“No we won’t!” Kirsten said happily. “Come on, let’s scope it out.”
She took Kylah by the elbow and steered her out of the Greenhouse. Kyle reluctantly followed close behind. The three of them scurried over to Greenhouse Three and peeked around the corner. There, they could see Sprout and Hagrid looking over a large collection of potted bubotubber plants (which looked like fat, black slugs sticking vertically out of the soil… and seemed to be squirming gently in place). Hagrid was carefully lifting one of the large pots and placing it in the back of a covered wagon, which appeared to be hitched to something invisible. Hagrid seemed to see whatever it was that was pulling the wagon, however, as he gave it a sad little pat where its hindquarter should be.
“At least it would provide some cover and this way we won’t have to pass Filch,” Kylah said in a hushed voice. “And we could probably squeeze in between the bubotubbers and jump out before we get to the train station…”
“Now you’re thinking!” Kirsten looked at her and smiled. “And you?” she turned to Kyle, who presently seemed oddly distracted.
“I’m in—of course I’m in,” he said matter-of-factly. “Can we get lunch now?”
The very next morning, the friends woke up earlier than a Saturday usually permitted and wordlessly walked down to the Great Hall for breakfast. They were rather sleepy, as they had spent most of the previous night in the common room, huddled together in the corner near the fire, discussing their plans. Kirsten was proud of the scheme they had concocted and was sure that it would come through.
Little was said over breakfast. Kirsten could feel her stomach churning with anticipation and she preoccupied herself munching on her toast and staring up at the ceiling, which today displayed bright, sun-dappled clouds.
“Well, we’d better get going then,” Kylah said, consulting her watch. “We want to be ready and waiting before Hagrid’s ready to leave.” Kirsten nodded in agreement and looked over at Kyle, who was furiously shoveling the last few mouthfuls of oatmeal into his mouth as though it were to be his last meal.
“Come on, Gee,” she said with a sigh, snatching a final piece of buttery toast off the table. “Off to save wizard-kind!”
Kylah led the way out through the Entrance Hall and across the large lawn, which still glittered with morning dew, and then down the slope towards the Greenhouses. There was the covered wagon waiting nearby, which was now loaded with the potted bubotubbers. Kirsten noticed Kyle’s shoulders tense next to her as they approached the horseless wagon.
“Well, in we go,” Kylah said determinedly as she carefully pushed aside some of the pots and hoisted herself into the back of the wagon. The bubotubbers wiggled agitatedly in their pots as she scooted more of them out of the way to crawl deeper into the wagon. Kirsten was just about to join her when she noticed that Kyle was staring at the front of the wagon apprehensively.
“You all right, Kyle? You still want to do this?” she asked him.
He snapped his gaze over to her. “Yes. Yes, I’m fine.” Avoiding her gaze, he hurried past her and climbed into the back of the wagon.
Kirsten followed, moving the pots of bubotubbers back in place behind her, shielding them off from view.
There they sat, silently cramped together in the back of the wagon, sweating slightly and trying to ignore the putrid smell of the bubotubber plants for quite awhile. Kirsten tried to read the time on Kylah’s watch, but it was too dark to be sure. Finally, after what must have been an hour and a half of waiting, they heard Hagrid heave himself into the driver’s seat of the wagon and hitch the reins. The wagon began to roll forward and a smile of triumph spread over Kirsten’s face.
But the smile quickly faded.
The wagon had been on the move for mere moments when Hagrid eased it to a halt at the castle gates. Through the thick canvas, Kirsten could hear the muffled sounds of Hagrid and Filch conversing over the chattering noises of students on their way to Hogsmeade. She strained to hear what they were talking about—but could only discern that Filch sounded angry.
“I’m takin’ a look!” Filch shouted out suddenly. “I have a right to look!”
“It’s just the bubotubbers!” Hagrid boomed back.
In the very next instant, the canvas was ripped off the top of the covered wagon—sunlight poured over Kirsten, momentarily blinding her. She blinked rapidly and there was Filch’s ugly face peering into the wagon at her and her friends.
“Just the bubotubbers, eh?” Filch grunted with victory.
“What? What’re they doin’ in there?” Hagrid turned around in his driver’s seat and stared down with bewilderment into the back of the wagon.
By this time, a number of students had gathered near the castle gate to see the commotion. Filch seemed bothered by the attention, and grumbled under his breath.
“Get outta there—come on,” Filch reached into the wagon and his spindly fingers enclosed around Kyle’s upper-arm. Kyle resisted and attempted to wrench his arm away, but Filch violently yanked him out of the wagon and onto the grass.
“Hey now!” Hagrid said, stepping down from the driver’s seat.
“Stop!” Kirsten called out, “Keep your dirty hands off him!”
“WHAT?” Filch instantly grabbed Kirsten then, who pulled away with such ferocity that she knocked over one of the bubotubber plants—which then began to shiver and convulse in its pot.
“That can’t be good…” Kylah muttered, helping Kirsten back to her feet in the wagon bed. The next instant, the bubotubber began to bubble with pustules—which exploded forcefully, smattering a rancid-smelling liquid onto Kirsten and Kylah’s pant legs.
Flich began to cackle manically along with the chorus of laughing students as the girls screamed in horror and leaped out of the wagon and rushed to Kyle’s side.
“Don’t touch the pus with your bare hands—it’ll give you a rash,” he advised quietly.
Filch hobbled over to them and took Kyle and Kirsten by each elbow and began to pull them back towards the castle. “Wait ‘til McGonagall gets done with you,” he wheezed. He stopped and looked around for Kylah—who had rushed back to the small crowd of students.
Confused, Kirsten noticed that she was standing next to Rab with her hand on his arm, and was urgently explaining something to him in muted tones. He looked at her with a quizzical look on his face, but then gave a slight smile, shrugged, and nodded. Kylah smiled—but was then dragged away by the furious Filch, who Kirsten had never seen look so red in the face.
As Filch shepherded them back towards the castle, mumbling and grunting, the crowd of students broke out into applause. Kirsten glanced back over her shoulder—and saw Hagrid, who shook his head, grinning.
Kylah leaned over to Kirsten and whispered, “Rab’s going to have a look around the hills for us—he promised.”
“Nice work,” Kirsten said. “Not as good as if we had done it ourselves—but…” she wistfully looked back at the crowd of students whose applause had not diminished. “Right? That’s wicked cool.”
“Just look at your pants…” Kyle chuckled. “Gross…”
“SHUT UP!” Filch screeched, and the three friends quickly repressed their laughter into unashamed grins.